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You won’t find me in the tabloids. You WILL find me teaching at my fantastic four year old son’s preschool. Performing original sketch comedy at the famed Groundlings Theater. In the pool at the Hollywood YMCA. Eating at my husband’s cafe.  You may also see me here and there in movies, commercials and TV shows.  Being a *real* Hollywood mom can be a schlep and a rat race. It can also make for some great adventures and hilarious moments. You will find those here.</description><title>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @talesofarealhollywoodmom)</generator><link>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>The Slumber Party</title><description>&amp;#8220;I want to have a slumber party.&amp;#8221; Said Roan.
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My body was sore and tight.
My head was on a spiral of...</description><link>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/49060942942</link><guid>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/49060942942</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 20:20:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Han Solo's Bedroom</title><description>You know how much Roan loves Star Wars right? So the other day we are at a friend&amp;#8217;s house for...</description><link>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/49056219333</link><guid>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/49056219333</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 19:15:00 -0700</pubDate><category>Han Solo</category><category>Harrison Ford</category><category>Hollywood Hills</category><category>Playdates</category></item><item><title>Thai Temple</title><description>Last weekend Steve and I wanted to go to a Thai Festival. For some reason I was thinking Roan...</description><link>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/48389884013</link><guid>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/48389884013</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:05:34 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Dressed Up</title><description>If you&amp;#8217;re a Hollywood Mom, most likely you&amp;#8217;ve come to Hollywood to pursue a dream of...</description><link>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/48340367041</link><guid>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/48340367041</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 22:49:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Proud Mom</title><description>Today someone said, flat out, &amp;#8220;I really like your posts on Facebook about your kid because for...</description><link>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/48339303120</link><guid>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/48339303120</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 22:25:00 -0700</pubDate><category>class dojo</category><category>skinks</category><category>bragging moms</category><category>facebook</category><category>facebragging</category><category>first graders</category></item><item><title>Let's Talk About Sex, Baby!</title><description>If you&amp;#8217;ve been reading my below posts Roan has mentioned the word &amp;#8220;Sex&amp;#8221; a number...</description><link>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/47737710173</link><guid>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/47737710173</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:43:34 -0700</pubDate><category>sex</category><category>Parenting Misadventures</category><category>parenting</category><category>funny moms</category><category>talking to your child about sex</category></item><item><title>Hot in Hollywood</title><description>As you know if you read my blog, Roan and I watch The Cosby Show. Maybe one 22 minute episode a...</description><link>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/47492078024</link><guid>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/47492078024</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 16:19:18 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The Really Weird Woman Who My Son Doesn't Know</title><description>This morning Roan and I had an epic cuddle session before it was time to get up. Those moments are...</description><link>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/47491798775</link><guid>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/47491798775</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 16:16:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The Problem With My Husband</title><description>My husband is going to make me delete this post as soon as he sees it so you better read...</description><link>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/47223687986</link><guid>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/47223687986</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 15:27:25 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Sex on the Beach. (Sort Of).</title><description>Spring Break&amp;#8217;s last day and the boys had had an epic day of boogie boarding and body surfing...</description><link>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/47163786195</link><guid>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/47163786195</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 20:11:00 -0700</pubDate><category>family vacation</category><category>sex on the beach</category><category>bodysurfing</category><category>boogie boarding</category><category>encinitas</category><category>d street beach</category><category>hollywood mom</category><category>minivan</category><category>65 mustang convertible</category><category>sexual frustration</category><category>kissing in paris</category></item><item><title>Sex, Sugar and Death in a 6 Year Old's World</title><description>It&amp;#8217;s Spring Break for my First Grader, which means it&amp;#8217;s Spring Break for me. We&amp;#8217;re...</description><link>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/46740431211</link><guid>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/46740431211</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 23:17:33 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Do You Want To Be My Friend?</title><description>
Roan has a lot of friends. I have a lot of friends. Make that GOOD friends.  I hold on to these...</description><link>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/46647690687</link><guid>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/46647690687</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 21:47:05 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>BOOBS R GREAT</title><description>The other day at Trader Joe&amp;#8217;s I saw a woman in a daze holding a baby. I noticed her shirt was...</description><link>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/46202158202</link><guid>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/46202158202</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Mar 2013 16:04:37 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Teamwork"</title><description>At Roan&amp;#8217;s school Open House last week the kid&amp;#8217;s projects were displayed around the...</description><link>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/46201678818</link><guid>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/46201678818</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Mar 2013 15:58:57 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm Not a Tiger Mother But I Can Growl When I Need To</title><description>This week for one reason or another- I sat in on all three of Roan&amp;#8217;s after school...</description><link>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/46007623927</link><guid>http://talesofarealhollywoodmom.tumblr.com/post/46007623927</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:27:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>It was hard to leave these two this morning. We spent a couple...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3aa9d7b5fc0e96b79bd3a115d7c439c0/tumblr_mjcu89Ixu71qbpxj6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It was hard to leave these two this morning. We spent a couple days at my dads in Encinitas seeing my sister who is about to have her second baby boy. &lt;br/&gt;
I had to catch the train back to LA. And when I left Roan clutched me sobbing “I’m Going to miss you Sooo much.”  It killed me. It felt so over dramatic and harrowing. &lt;br/&gt;
But I have to work. No sooner do I get off the train than I go to record a VoiceOver for Looney Tunes. Ill be playing Daffy Duck’s therapist. After that I have a producers session for a part on a pilot. And after that I have two shows back to back. &lt;br/&gt;
Long day. &lt;br/&gt;
It’s weird because as often as I talk about wanting more acting work- now that I have it- it was hard to leave Encinitas and my dads home. &lt;br/&gt;
It’s raining and there was a big fire in his fireplace. Trees surround the house and its quiet and cozy. After 30 years he remodeled his kitchen this year and the house is like a fabulous honey lodge. &lt;br/&gt;
So I said to Roan “I don’t want to leave either but I have to work.”&lt;br/&gt;
Which is weird because I don’t work often. I’m all his. We are together all the time. &lt;br/&gt;
I read this quote “TIME is the greatest luxury” and I find it to be true.&lt;br/&gt;
Time to spend with your loved ones. &lt;br/&gt;
But it’s good for Roan and I to separate sometimes. &lt;br/&gt;
I’m very aware of the plethora of his childhood I’ve gotten to share with him. There are moms who see their kids for 30 min in the morning and 30 at night. &lt;br/&gt;
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