April 2012
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How to Write Your "My Accomplishments Since...
My 20 year high school reunion is this August. I feel lucky to still be in touch and close with many of my high school friends- especially Kory- who makes me laugh harder than anyone else. I consider it an accomplishment that we have been friends for over 30 years.
Kory pointed out that on the reunion sign up application there is a section where we are asked to list our “Accomplishments...
Shame on Me / Moral Dilemma
(Warning. This is not a funny post. It’s an introspective post. If you want something lighter there are many below…)
I participate in a number of shows where I tell stories about myself that are extremely personal, embarrassing and vulnerable. One of these shows is called “MORTIFIED”[[MORE]]
(critically acclaimed amazing show) where you literally hand your teenaged...
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Exercising with Megan Fox Made Me Feel Like Sh*t...
Have you ever exercised in front of a mirror next to Megan Fox? Well, that’s what I did today, and let me tell you, It makes you feel like shit about yourself.
I have lived in LA for many years. Yet I rarely find myself in “LA” situations. My girlfriends are EXTREMELY down to earth comediennes, character actresses and moms like me who wear no makeup and slum it in sweats. ...
Sick
I’m sitting in bed next to my very sick little boy. The smell of vomit wafts in the air. Loads of puke laundry are on a cycle upstairs, more standing by. The doors of my new Honda CRV are open wide to air out the stench of last night’s barf-o-rama. The car will never smell the same.
Roan has the stomach flu (apparently) and a very high fever.
It makes me ill at ease because Roan...
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(Bad?) Habits I'm Teaching My Son
1. At the end of a long day it’s ok to leave your bag/ backpack/ purse/ lunchbox full of half eaten food in the car and “deal with it tomorrow.”
2. If you really have to, it’s ok to go to the bathroom “in nature” even if “nature” is bordered by a somewhat busy street.
3. If at the beach without a bathing suit, any article of clothing can be...
