March 2011
4 posts
"Sweet, Funny, No Boundary Type who loves Sour...
My last post got me thinking about all the roles I’ve been called in for and how strange some of them are. Some are pretty funny. Here are some recent ones:
**mom Female Caucasian *attractive with Mediterranean coloring. A PLUS if she has a relative with Alzheimers disease.
(Unfortunately my great aunt with Alzheimers had already passed away)
This one was a fun one to have a few days...
Against The Wall, MotherF*ckers!!
This morning I dropped Roan at Preschool where they were having “Pretend Zoo” day and rushed down into Hollywood for a commercial audition.
I was auditioning for the role of:
REAL LOOKING, INTERESTING AND EXPRESSIVE FACE. TYPICAL WARM, HAPPY STAY-AT-HOME MOM WHOSE 4 YR OLD IS HER WHOLE WORLD.
Which I interpret as:
“REAL!! NOT TOO PRETTY! MAYBE A LITTLE TIRED LOOKING!...
The OSCARS! "Everyone's a Winner...Except YOU...
Disclaimer: I don’t often watch adult TV with Roan. (and by “Adult” TV I mean anything other than a good wholesome kid’s show, not porn, ok?) But yesterday after a long and full day of enriching activities (I’m being sarcastic guys. he DID have a long day of enriching and educational cultural wholesome experiences but what kind of asshole writes it out like that?...
Hula Hoop-LA
Roan and I were at our local Hollywood sign dog park yesterday. As usual Roan was on the playground. NOT as usual he was told to be quiet by the AD of a small scale shoot going on right next to the playground. The shoot was for something called “Hula Hoopla” Apparently a work out video utilizing hula hoops.
If I were going to film a video I probably wouldn’t choose to do so ...
